Mr. Fcuk, 2022

Hello! How are you? London is the capital of Great Britain. We meet Mr. Fcuk in some alleyway. Looking for a pub, we call him. Mr. Fcuk looks friendly, a big grin on his face, puffing on a cigarette. An impeccable suit and a dandy top hat. The gin vapors coming off him hint that he's already had a few cocktails on the way here. But our bad English and the fog in the head makes it hard to find the right words. Having failed to explain ourselves to each other, we gesture goodbye to Mr. Fcuk. Whistling something, he goes his way. The only question on your mind: is ""Hwat the fcuk?""